If You Have a Heart Condition, Don’t Watch An Eagles’ Match

So today Nigeria played its first match at the World Cup. If you are a Nigerian who watches football, you already know better but being the nice and loving person that I am, here’s a warning to those who don’t know any better:

DO NOT WATCH NIGERIA PLAY IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION OR ARE HYPERTENSIVE! JUST DON’T. IT’S TOO RISKY.

You are welcome.

So the World Cup just started for me because today’s match was the first I actually watched. I tend to get into it when it gets to the quarters. But I try to always watch Nigeria’s matches against my better judgement. The match against Iran was disappointing to say the least and It wasn’t necessarily because they didn’t win but because it was just BORING and SLOW.

With that said, I will watch all the matches ‘cos I am not Hypertensive neither do I have a heart condition. I will bare having mini panic attacks for at least two more matches. Fingers crossed it may be more (Yes I’ve got jokes).

On a brighter  and totally unrelated note, Michael Schumacher is out of a coma so I’m happy. 😀

Incase you are wondering, the match ended in a draw.

NIGERIA: 0 IRAN: 0

But chances are, if you cared you would know the scores already so never mind.

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